If a rare endangered parrot wants to hump your head, I’m pretty sure you have to let it.
REBLOGGING BECAUSE NICO
OH MY GOD THE KAKAPO - I LOVE YOU KAKAPO
you sir got shagged >_>
Best ever.
holy shit I am fucking crying
I AM ACTUALLY CRYING
holy shit
I love Pandas, they’re so chill. They’re like “Dude, racism is stupid. I’m White, Black, and Asian…”
(Source: mermaid-inparadise)
HARUUUUUHHHI-CHAAAANN!!! :3
“Go wash the dishes!”
“Go take out the garbage!”
“Go fold the clothes!”
“Go make me coffee!”
“Go do the laundry!”
“Go hang the clothes!”
